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Post by whisker on Mar 16, 2016 2:41:12 GMT
Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager. Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.
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Post by General Zone on Mar 16, 2016 12:32:44 GMT
lol funy
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Post by whisker on Mar 16, 2016 17:17:14 GMT
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.
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Post by whisker on Apr 9, 2016 9:43:58 GMT
The Most Confusing Password
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection.
The husband called out to his wife
in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but
it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing Start123.”
A. R., via Internet Computer Jokes, Funny Stories, Office Jokes
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Post by General Zone on Apr 9, 2016 10:21:49 GMT
Funny joke
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Post by whisker on Apr 12, 2016 10:21:34 GMT
Guilty of AnnoyanceA defendant isn’t happy with
how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time. Judge: “Where do you work?” Defendant: “Here and there.” Judge: “What do you do for
a living?” Defendant: “This and that.” Judge: “Take him away.” Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?” Judge: “Sooner or later.” Submitted by Pate Ferry, Mesa, Arizonalink
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2016 18:05:11 GMT
What did the teddy bear say when offered dessert? No thanks, I’m stuffed!
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2016 18:07:41 GMT
“Mom, can I have an animal cracker?” asked 3 year old Bob. “Sure Bob,” said his mom. “Open up the box, and take a few.” Forty five minutes later Bob’s mother walked into the kitchen. “Bob, why’d you spill out all of the animal crackers, and what are you looking for?” “It said on the box not to eat it if the seal is broken.” Bob replied “I spilled out the whole box, I looked through all of the animals but I can’t find any seals!”
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